Due to artistic differences, me and my Rock Band band have been forced to part ways.  I wanted to take the Rock Band band into strange new directions while they just wanted to play Rock Band.  Since they were just dragging me down anyway, I’ve started my solo career.  I think there may have been a little bit of shenanigans going on anyway as they have now replaced me with my supervisor.

Or…the less amusing, reality based version of the story…

It just so happens that the Rock Band competition my department is holding has been scheduled right in the middle of my upcoming trip to Florida.  Not only am I now out of the running for the prizes, which we surely would have won.  I supposed I’m gonna have to break down, give Dave back his stuff, and buy my own copy of the game and equipment.

Sadface.